Don’t Panic … I’m Back

April 15, 2008

OK, So I went off to Spain and forgot to tell you. Did the internet seem empty without me?

I am assuming that I have so far not been blocked by China as although I have not received the anticipated number of comments (I am currently around 2 Billion short on my last count) it appears it is because I have got people so worked up they have chosen direct action. Granted it may just be a coincidence, but what are the chances of that? Ban me you swine! If you can ban reincarnation without a license you can ban my blog!

So where have I been? Ah yes.

A long time back in the mists of time, my father-in-law stated that when he retired he would like to take us (his children, and their families) on holiday, his treat! Well as much as we may have smiled and made nice words, I am not sure that any of us actually expected it to happen, but happen it did, and it took place last week.

Mrs Geek, the children and I, were accompanied by her 2 sisters, brother-in-law, 2 nephews and mum and dad. Off to sunny Spain!


The location was Nerja, on the Costa del Sol. The Coast of the Sun? Not for the first 4 days. Sure we left the UK in a blanket of snow, but it was an awful long way just to upgrade snow to rain.

Now it may not work quite so well for Eliza Doolittle, but I have decided to update the famous phrase to read…

The rain in Spain falls mainly on … Mr Geek!

My Son was determined that being the first time he had ever had his own pool, he was going to use it regardless of the weather, and to be honest everyone pitched in and made the best of what we had. We had a number of lovely meals from some of the local restaurants, Donkey Sanctuarywent to the local Donkey Sanctuary which was great, we walked along the beach, which while not exactly being golden sands was still fun for the kids. Also it had numerous little parks for the kids to play in, where I proved myself to be King Of The Monkeybars. I also got to watch the Mighty Reds defeat the Evil Gunners in what was one of the best matches I have seen since the 2005 final.

However after four days of rain, in what were admittedly very luxurious accommodation, nerves were beginning to fray. Good company or not, 11 people, including 4 under 8s, hiding from the rain on what everyone had anticipated being an oasis of relaxation, the irony begins to wear a bit thin. People seemed to be a little fed up of looking at the “Bright Side”, and my quite hilarious comment about how much money they were all saving on sun cream seemed to get lost in translation as I don’t think anyone fully appreciated my genius for lightening the tone.

But then the clouds parted, the sky brightened and the sun came out! And it came out with a vengeance! It was as if it were trying to make up for lost time. Cue the sun beds, cue the ice-cream, cue the pool, OK so that was still a bit cold. Everything was good again as the Sol had returned to the Costa del Sol.

So on the Sunday when our time was up, it was with a heavy heart that we left our temporary home in Nerja to return to the cold air of Manchester. On reflection I have to admit it was both a memorable and actually genuinely rather enjoyable week.


Free Tibet!

April 4, 2008

You may or may not be aware that I regularly enjoy reading I forgot where I was going with this, and if you don’t read it, you should. It is very funny and also has a great community spirit amongst its commentators.

Well, a couple of days back her husband went on a business trip to china she joked about getting him put in jail. Well after that almost all of the comments were signed of with the line … Free Tibet!

As a result, it would appear that she is now blocked by The Great Firewall of China. Now paint me green with jealousy, but that really is something to be really proud of. The feeling that you have annoyed someone within such an authoritarian organisation as the CPC Alas it is probably an automatic thing, but one can dream. I would also like to find a way to get blocked by Zimbabwe in the vain hope that it would tick off Mugabe, but this looks like it might be getting solved.

So back to the matter in hand. I can’t tell you how much I want to get blocked by China!

Block me you people hating, oppressive, communist murderers!

Alas, not living in China, I can not check whether my Campaign has been successful. However I have a fool proof means of testing it … If you live in china leave a comment below, otherwise I will assume that you obviously could not read the post as it has been blocked. Unless I receive 1 Billion comments (give or take a few to account for the language difference and internet availability). I see no holes in that plan.

Free Tibet!!!

Please note that I have no dislike for the people of China, just the CPC.