Things I Have Learnt Or Been Reminded Of This Weekend

1. In a cosmic ray a proton can be accelerated to have the same amount of energy as a tennis ball traveling at 50 miles per hour!
2. No matter how simple the shopping list … I have the capacity to miss something
3. Pizza always lands topping side down



4. 1 portion of Marks and Spencer Pain au chocolat bread and butter pudding contains 114% of your standard daily fat allowance
5. I still want it
6. I should not underestimate my team’s capacity to underperform
7. Do not feed a 4 year old cheese before bed time
8. A 4 year old can produce enough vomit to cover ~2 square meters
9. Vomit defies most logical assumptions about direction of spray
10. A 4 year old rarely vomits just the once
11. Whilst further rounds of vomiting may not produce the same quantity of mess, it still creates THAT SMELL
12. I really REALLY HATE THAT SMELL